The Marriage and Kids Assumption

Hey Lucy, just wanted to say that I’ve had a great few dates with you but I’m just not looking for anything serious right now. Good luck! Amanda, you’re an amazing girl but I’m just not looking to take things…

10 things I do if I like you

This weekens has seen me trawl through my Whatsapp graveyard and finally delete/block all of the men I just CBA with. It got me thinking about the signs that I actually do like someone so I thought I’d share! 1.…

Vix’s Fixes #1: How to get someone to make the first move

Oh hai there! I took it to Twitter and you told me it’s what you wanted to see so here’s Vix’s Fixes – a new weekly blog series where members of the public send me their love and relationship questions…

10 things that’ll put you in the Whatsapp boys graveyard

The Whatsapp Boys Graveyard. Ah what a wondrous sight it is to behold. That special archive of dreams where fuckboys and gobshites alike can be sent to, once their creeping levels get too damn high. If you’re wondering where to…

What is a player?

The following is an actual conversation I’ve had with a friend… ‘We first got talking on Tinder a couple of weeks ago. Their profile was banging – really fit pictures and seemed quite funny. We matched and the conversation flowed…

How high are your standards?

I am very lucky to have a great group of friends, online and off. They enjoy being regaled with my dating horror stories and sparse successes. But one thing I’ve heard from a lot of them is that my standards,…

The Hangover Cure with FaceGym

When I was approached by FaceGym to come into their Selfridges location and try one of their revolutionary facials, I jumped at the chance for some half term pampering. I plumped for the Hangover Cure (£60) because I had every intention of…

The Art of Sexting

Sexting is an absolute art form. Just like witnessing Kanye West, it can leave a feeling of euphoria in you for days OR can leave you massively cringed out after witnessing a 24 hour long Twitter rant. Cupcakes – another…

Why baggage is too heavy

You can’t get to nearly 30 years old without having some form of trauma in your life. Of course trauma is relative. One person’s heartbreak is another’s bird pooing on their hand whilst on a date (happened). But trauma leaves…