How To Ensure Your 2018 Glow-Up And Have a Gemma Collins Year

2017 wasn’t the best of times, was it? Brexit fall-out, Trump, return of the Nazis and that advent calendar that didn’t reveal if Kylie Jenner was pregnant or not. So how can you make sure you enter 2018 and make…

Reflections on 2017

Fuck me, 2017 has been a year hasn’t it? It was a year that had different kinds of ups and downs compared to the, ‘My Mum died, I’m single AF BUT I turned 30 and that’s blimming amazing,’ SHIT-SHOW that…

How Much Time Is Too Little Or Too Long?

Five months it has been. Five salaries. Twenty Sunday Roasts. A series of X Factor. As long as 7 series of I’m A Celebrity It’s one fifteenth of the Second World War and we all know that harped on far…

How You CAN Make A Difference To This Planet, Even If You’re Useless

Fuck my life, Blue Planet has knocked me hard. Has it done the same to you? Whilst I sit there, gorging on a meaty Pizza, being endlessly delivered in cardboard boxes, drinking copious amounts of Diet Coke from my single-use…

Does Finding Love = Finding Your Own Style?

Does finding love REALLY help you find your own style? Or am I being a boring relationship wanker? A pretentious twat? But really, it is something I’ve been wondering about. And if you’re wondering how the two are related… LEMME…

Ethical Influencing: Why Bloggers Need To Do Better

Fur, tea that gives you the shits, toothpaste that rots your teeth, apps that don’t protect against STIs – the list of endorsements from bloggers and ‘influencers’ that are or could be potentially harmful is growing. But is it time…

All Of The Times I’ve Been Anxious

feeling or showing worry, nervousness, or unease about something with an uncertain outcome. “she was extremely anxious about her exams” synonyms: worried, concerned, apprehensive, fearful, uneasy, ill at ease, perturbed, troubled, disquieted, bothered, disturbed, distressed, fretful, fretting, agitated, in a…

Self-Care on SAD Days

No-one quite understands the phrase, ‘Winter is Coming’, quite like someone who suffers with SAD. Seasonal Affective Disorder can affect most people in a range of ways. From low mood and energy to crippling depression. So it is essential that…

Fresh Hair, Fresh Start

To say I’ve been in a blogging funk is an understatement. For every ’11 Sex Positions for Millennials’ I bosh out, I felt that 3 brain farts followed through. Literally shit on to page. I needed a fresh start. A…